I’m very pleased to be included in Riptide’s
debut line up. My story, SUCKS & BLOWS, is the epic (but short!) love story
between a vampire and his dentist. Here’s the official blurb Riptide Editor
Rachel Haimowitz crafted.
SUCKS & BLOWS: Deeply in debt to a loan shark, oversexed
dentist Cary Drewel lives in fear of foreclosure and bodily harm. His new
practice is missing one rather crucial element: patients. Which, terrifyingly
enough, is the one thing his creditors also don’t have.
Pierce Sharpe, a powerful vampire with a drinking problem—or,
more accurately, a problem drinking—can’t feed through the pain in his damaged
eye teeth. In danger of losing his standing in the vampire community, Pierce
seeks Cary's dental services. When Cary extracts his canines, Pierce must turn
to other bodily fluids for sustenance.
Together, Cary and Pierce find a mutually pleasurable
solution to both their problems. Turns out, though, there’s more to this
dentist-patient relationship than simple suction, and what began with raw
hunger from each of them might just end in love.
SUCKS & BLOWS came
about when long-time LGBT author Greg Herren put out a submission call for
vampire stories. He requested “dark and sensual,” and yet I sent him “laugh-out-loud
and sensual.” The story was rejected, but Greg wrote a personal note saying how
much he’d enjoyed reading it and was sure it would get published elsewhere.
I submitted it to Torquere who also have my story TART
AND SOUL. That story is long enough to be up on Amazon, but as I understand it,
they don’t put short stories on Amazon, so S&B didn’t get the wide exposure
I would have liked. It did garner all glowing reviews. Apparently the m/m
community likes a good laugh once in a while. Who knew?
Once the one-year contract with Torquere had
expired, I tweeted on Amazon that I had this very funny short story I didn’t
know what to do with. The great thing about Twitter, is even though I was
tweeting back and forth with Murphy Jacobs, Vashtan/Aleks was able to join the
convo and say, “I might have an opportunity for you.” That was back in June. I
had to keep quiet about Riptide for several months. It nearly killed me. Thank
goodness I’m buddies with Cat Grant, whose very sexy ONCE UPON A MARINE ( http://riptidepublishing.com/titles/once-marine)
is also part of Riptide’s debut line up so we could talk to each other about
it.
Now I’ve known Aleks for several years. We don’t
live on the same continent, but we are part of the same community. A couple of
years ago, when Amazon started “accidentally” pulling GBLT titles from its
rankings, Aleks and I, along with several other key players, were at the
forefront of the AmazonFail protest that used any and all of available media to
bring this outrage to the world’s attention. Once Neil Gaiman picked up the
thread, Twitter went postal and Amazon fixed their problem. (Of course, we’re
still waiting for our apology, but…)
Aleks is always quick to share information, and call
publishers on shoddy practices. He’s earned my respect and if he wants my short
story, I’m honoured to share it.
What surprised me most about Riptide, is that even
though SUCKS & BLOWS had already been through the editing process with its
previous publisher, we then went through rounds and rounds of editing—three in
all. I’d never had that kind of attention paid to a piece of writing. It was
awesome. That’s when I met Rachel. Not only is she a terrific editor, but she’s
a very nice person and really funny. The blurb she wrote for my story is every
bit as funny as the story itself. (I refuse to say funnier, even if it is.)
But suddenly my real life grew wacky, including
everything from getting kicked out of my home by the renovators, an old dog who
needs to be carried up and down stairs—ow!
my arthritic wrists, and a stint on Jury Duty waiting to be called to do a
trial, and then getting rejected by the Crown Prosecutor. I stopped reading the
posts from Riptide at that point. They were planning a lot of promotion for their
debut books and I figured my short story wouldn’t really figure into their
awesome plans.
That’s when I met Chris. I got a very nice, very
supportive email that walked me through all the necessary pieces of promo
required. She had me at nice. If she’d been mean, I would have reacted by being
self-important and resistant. But she was so nice, that I immediately crumbled.
I got all the missing material in on time, and still felt guilty they’d had to
chase me. I’m just not a last-minute kinda gal.
In fact, I felt so guilty that when Aleks asked if I
would consider writing another story for them, I immediately wrote them another
story—this one approaching novella length. FEW ARE CHOSEN is about an
apprentice warrior who encounters an apprentice wizard when each has been sent
by their respective Orders to take down a nasty demon. At first they get in
each other’s way, but after separate failed attempts, they realize they need to
work together to succeed. Then they discover they have more in common than fighting
demons, and share a tender moment. First kill leads to first kiss, as it so
often does, and then to first… other things. Of course, there’s a surprise
ending you didn’t see coming. You expect no less from me, right?
So check out the love story of a vampire and his
dentist in SUCKS & BLOWS, coming from Riptide Publishing in October. Then
watch for my new story, exclusive to Riptide, FEW ARE CHOSEN.
Thank you for reading.
~ Storm
Sucks & Blows will be
released on October 30 and is now available for pre-sale at Riptide Publishing.
Visit Storm on the web:
Email
address: storm.grant@gmail.com
11 comments:
Few Are Chosen sounds like it will be a great story, too. Thanks!
adara adaraohare com
Sometimes it feels like the vampire genre is overrun by a lot of cliched stories, but as soon as I saw DENTIST I was already grinning. What a great idea, I can't wait to read it!
I'm getting ready to submit Few Are Chosen this week, Adara.
Emmettmke, yes, vampire/dentist was a reaction to all the cliched stories out there. Some are well written, but I wanted to try something different.
Thanks for commenting.
I'm really excited about Riptide Publishing and its authors.
I look forward in reading Sucks & Blows and more of Storm's works.
Thanks,
Tracey D
booklover0226 at gmail dot com
This story is very unique sounding and definitely caught my attention. As the day gets closer, I'm getting more excited for what Riptide will bring us.
joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com
The more I read about Riptide, the more impressed I become! Thanks for sharing :-)
smaccall AT comcast.net
Thanks for taking the time to comment, guys. I'm so happy with Riptide that I'm working on another story for them.
Just a little longer and they're off and running!
Riptide is simply one awesome team. I just know all of their authors and stories are going to be fantastic. Can't wait for what they'll bring us in the future!
Judi
arella3173_loveless@yahoo.com
I love all type of vampires. Sure Sucks & Blows will be great.
Goty copy of this gonna read it today I think
Sarahs7836(at)gmail(dot)com
Thank you, Sarah, for buying my book. I hope it makes you chuckle.
And thanks, everyone, for all the kind and supportive comments. I don't think you'll be disappointed in Riptide. I know I'm not!
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